"Great running truck, except...."

A "great running truck"? Ooooh, tell me more.

Like, does it die when you come to an idle-stop at stop signs? Sure does!

Like, do the brakes work? Sure, until the fluid leaks out...as it does.

Like, do the lights work? Sure do...but only the high beams, and not the brake lights at night.

Anything else work super awesomely? You betcha! Well, everything else, except the driver's door, which only works from the inside.

I'll be right over.

Moron

Well, Levi, I'd love to call you, but you don't answer the phone and have yet to set up voicemail. Don't you have to do that before you leave the store? Moron.

All it needs is "a little love."

This one wins the coveted "Understated of the Day" award. This dwarf race car -- not to be confused with a midget race car, because those two are actually very different things -- was once great and can be again: "This was once a very nice car and needs a little love to get back to racing."

Also, it needs an engine. No big deal.

Apparently, though, engines are not a big deal to anyone in dwarf racing: "Missing is engine, brakes, seat, and a few other misc items." OTHER miscellaneous items. Sure.